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Date:2004-12-02 22:47

so, I just found out that this fat chick in my class is actually a guy

True story.

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Date:2004-11-04 23:42
Subject:Wow, I still have this thing
Mood: crushed

The past 3 weeks have been the same.
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Date:2004-06-10 19:15
Subject:One last final

I'm down to my history final. This is the class that I've put the most effort into, so I'm hoping I manage an A in it.

On another note, I'm down to 196 lb now. Since I started my diet, I've lost 19 lbs.

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Date:2004-05-29 10:23
Subject:Last night

I had two dreams last night.

In the first one, I got married to some Russian model/pornstar that I saw in some crappy porno a while back, except she wasn't a model/pornstar in my dream. It was a quick wedding over one weekend.

The second one was another Brad Pitt movie based on the Ilyad, except I don't remember which story it was. I had sex with emily Watson in that one, or at least I tried, until some girl came into our room who was followed by some guy and we ended up talking all night.

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Date:2004-05-21 22:54

I think one of my friends is in the hospital and I can't contact the person who might tell me where he is.

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Date:2004-05-12 21:26
Subject:Just an AIM chat

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Date:2004-05-11 03:11
Subject: I was evacuated

I'm really in no condition to be writing right now. Basically, I was kicked out of my apartment for four hours and spent time with Monica.

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Date:2004-05-06 21:22

today was shit

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Date:2004-05-04 00:19
Subject:my guitar playing makes django reinhardt look like a genius

I'm gonna start saving up for a portable mp3 player. It doesn't need to have 50 gbs or anything. I'd actually want something with around 128-256 mbs because if the music's right, I could listen to it for days on end.

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Date:2004-04-26 09:13
Subject:My weekend

So my computer went completely batshit and it died on me. One of the Windows loading files was corrupted by a virus after I left my computer on for 4 hours and I can't even reformat it myself. I'm thinking of buying a new ABS with an Athalon 64, or else I'll just take it to the computer repair shop later today and get them to reformat it for me. I won't be on as much now considering that the only access to the internet I have if from here, the school library, which is 30 minutes out of my way.
As for movies I watched this weekend:
Phone Booth - Schumacher still sucks ass and can waste more money than a gay guy in New York, but everything that didn't actually require a director was decent.
The Punisher - Painful dialogue, but some nice scenes. For an action movie, parts are perfect, others are terrible shit.
Spike and Mike 2004 - Why the fuck did I watch this? The only decent parts I saw were Stubble Touble and Dr. Tran before I walked out and saw The Punisher.
Lord of the G-String - From the creators of Play-mate of the Apes(and pretty much the same cast). Laugh-at-ably campy porn film.
Gladiator Eroticus-From the same people. This was actually really really bad.

And I bought:
Les Savy Fav - Inches
...and you will knows us by the Trail of Dead - s/t
The Blood Brothers - Burn Piano Island, Burn
Ben Kweller - On my Way(bah)
and something else I forget.
21 Grams

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Date:2004-04-23 00:03
Subject:Midterm yadayada

I woke up at 9:40 today. My English class started at 9:40. I had to be in my English class at 9:40.

Yeah, my morning was fun. My laundry was left in the laundry room overnight because they closed it right before I could get my clothes out of the dryer(I was watching Taxi Driver. I wasn't paying attention to time), so I was supposed to wake up early. Funny how that works out.

I have a midterm in stat tomorrow and I just started studying. I haven't been to class all quarter and have barely looked at the material, but from what I've seen in lab, I got it all down withing 5 minutes. If I pull an A on this, I'll never go to class again.

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Date:2004-04-15 14:06
Subject:im exhausted

spent more time walking to class than learning yesterday

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Date:2004-04-12 21:09
Subject:Ok, getting to what I want to say

My computer's completely fucked up. A virus is eating away at my data and I think it's hiding out in a area of my hard-drive that isn't registering at the moment. I wanted to take my computer to the repair shop near the University last week, but I was lazy and now I can't even play WC. I'll be finishing my History and English papers by tomorrow so I can take her down to the shop Wednesday afternoon after I get back from class and have a chance to talk to the techie guy.

Then again, I've been thinking of getting a new comp since last year.

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Date:2004-04-12 21:09

That was stupid of me

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Date:2004-04-12 21:08

I can't

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Date:2004-04-07 21:47
Subject:Someone just pissed me off for my daily quota

You know what you do when someone is holding a 2 gallon jug of water and a handful of other items? MOVE YOU FUCKING FATASS.

Maybe it's just a 6 back-to-back episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm, but this bitch with her chocolate cheesecake and fucking triple chin takes the cake for more likely to never reproduce in her lifetime. First, she was buying a chocolate cheesecake(which I later learned was 10 dollars). She should be spending the money on a fucking personal trainer. Second, she didn't put the goddamn divider bar while she fucking knew I was juggling this massive shit. Oh, I'm sorry honey, I'm not used to carrying shit that bites into my hand. Third, she's just a fucking fatass. I said it. I don't jog 5 miles a day either, but I'm not buying a fucking cake at 9:30pm and acting like a bitch.

This message was brought to you by Larry David.

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Date:2004-04-01 07:07
Subject:I am starting my own religion.

We shall be called the United Unicorn Emirates and we shall worship the deity "Nuknoo."

All female members will be grafted with penis implants and homosexual sex with be mandantory.

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Date:2004-04-01 06:59
Subject:I had the most surreal dream
Mood: blah

Every woman was some psychotic nymphomaniac and somehow the entire maret economy was dominated by video games. I had sex with a girl all night long and then she had dinner with my family. I wish I could write into words her personality, but it would take pages and pages of inspiration I don't have.

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Date:2004-03-19 18:42
Subject:Worst sex I've never had

Today was the Physics Final.

It was awful.

It was painful.

It was long.

It was hot.

And it was very unerotic.

It took me a whole 3 hours to finish after studying 6 hours straight beforehand and 3 hours the night before. The room smelled like a good burrito, after someone took a dump on it. It was hot today and that room was fucking dire. Some of the questions were so moronically ambiguous and I didn't want to ask the TA any questions because he's always been a little bitch. Maybe it just feels nice to be able to write this all because I'm actually starting to cool down now. Today was awful.

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Date:2004-02-24 01:34
Subject:im at a friends place

and I'm watching TV for the first time in a few months.

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